Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

TaprootWizards, and the rest of the ordinals projects are finally bringing utility to the Bitcoin Blockchain. 

You do realize we are in alignment with you maximalist views, and just want to be your friends. I know this is hard to understand, because it's been so long since anyone has thought laser eyes were cool, but we do truly love you.

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@averagekrypto
P.S. Please stop eating cats