Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

In a few years time, support for the ordinal protocol will be widespread and overwhelmingly positive, leading to a unified consensus regarding the future and health of Bitcoin. The opportunity to store immutable data FOREVER on the most secure blockchain in the world is of the utmost importance and takes precedence over your weird, controlling philosophies. In a few years, the consensus on you will be what many of us already know: that you are truly and honestly a dingleberry.

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

Sincerely, @rokitsloth81009
P.S. Please stop eating cats and being weirdly obsessed with Bitcoin's chastity, she'll fuck if she wants to